What did the loser say to the winner? Good game

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What's the difference between a battered woman and a regular woman. There is absolutely no difference...

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I read the terms of service.

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what's gray, rectangular, and provides a good time? your mother's sex tape.

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McDonald. It's run by Lawers

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What's the difference between two elephants? One is dead.

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Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

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Why did a jew die? It got killed by a nazi.

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How do you make a clown stop laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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Q: You and a thousand other people are suddenly bursting in flames at a park, there is a big barrel of water just a few steps away from you, what do you do in order to save the people that truly matter? A: Stop drop and roll, duh!

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What did the Muslim do on 911? He weeped for the loss of his many good friends and relatives

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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A fat man walks into McDonald's and was then seen leaving 8 hours later as he finished his shift.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his failing marriage.

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What happens when you agree to disagree? You extend the duration of the argument.

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What's the difference between a dead Blackman in the road and a dead dog in the road? There's skid marks in front of the dog.

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Q. Why do televisions come with clickers A. So you don't have to get up to change the channel

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Guy One: Guess what? Guy Two: What? Guy One: I don't know, that's why I asked you.

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knock knock whose there? i don't know...

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blonde: your cute Gangster: wanna go back to my crib blonde: you mean you can go back in time?

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What do you call a person with no eyes, ears, or mouth? Helen Keller

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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What do you call a black man that steal from your shop? A thief

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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