- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and fuzy and could kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

Just gonna stand there and watch me roar. But that's alright because I am a dinosaur.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

How many babiess it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

How do get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

What's white and moves at a glacial pace? A glacier.

Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.

Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

haiku for you ladies and gents My mother once said, "Slow and steady wins the race" She died in a fire.

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

Why was Yabba annoyed? Because the idiots who do the audio description voiceover for Timmy Time on BBC iPlayer frequently refer to her as a male even though she is clearly a female duck.

A hill billy went fishing

Q: Why'd the guy have to fart? A: There was a buildup of methane gas in his colon.

Yo momma so stupid, she's stupider than this joke.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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