- Anti Joke

A girl walks into a supermarket. She picks up a banana, a can of soup, and a loaf of bread. She then walks up to the cash register to pay. The cashier looks at her and the items she has and says, "I can tell you're single." She smiles and responds, "How do you know that?" He says, "Because you're ugly."

Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

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What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

What’s the best part about knowing things no one else does? Nothing. I’m schizophrenic and can’t afford medication.

Q. What did the father say to his son? A. Nothing, he just hit him with his belt. His wife tried to intervene, but she too was hit by said belt.

Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

What's five times 10? Sixty, you retarded fuck.

What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

One fish... Two fish... Red fish... I have AIDs

What did one orphan say to the other? 'Robin get in the car!'

Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

The Colts this year.

Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

yo mama is so fat she has more body mass than a skinny person

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because it was raining.

There was once a boy who ate fire. He died of severe burns.

Does an albino chameleon turn different shades of white?

Roses are read violets are blue i ate a fetus now you die to

Why are black people black? Because they're clearly not white.