- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

Why did the boy jump in the van? Because his parents had just been in a terrible car accident.... There where 2 fatalities.

What is holocaust victim's favorite food? Hamburgers.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

walk into your friend’s house and say “what’s up with the dead guy out front?” (you have to murder a person for this joke to work)

The snake rides the bicycle in the forest, the rabbit sees this, and says "hey snake, you don't have legs" "oh damn" replies the snake and eats the rabbit because of the insolence

what is orange and sounds like a parrot a carrot

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because having no sense of hearing or vision she is completely incapable of operating any sort of machinery.

Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

how do you make a little boy cry? Kill his parents in front of him .

watched pride and prejudice last night. I hate period dramas... too much blood

What do you call a woman on a bike? A dike

What did one hand say to the other? Nothing, you fool, hands don't talk.

How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

A blind man walked past a fish store. For a second he thought it might be a womens vaginal odor, but then concluded it was most likely a fish store, and went on with his day.

A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

What did the blonde order in the restaurant? A cup of coffee.

Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

Roses are red Violets are blue Call the cops girl They can't unrape you

Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

Why did the boy stay in the closet? Because the door was locked.

What did the horse get for Christmas? Starvation and neglect because its owner has been dead for three months of old age and he was a raging, angry, achoholic so no one cared if hey was dead and/or bothered to see if he was alive

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