- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you were a booger, I'd pick you and then wash my hands directly after because boogers are gross

Q: What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A: A SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE!

How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? None, any dog aware of the situation would kindly inform its owner.

A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

Why couldn't the grandma remember what she did last night? Because she has Alzeihmers and grandmas don't do anything.

Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

Evidently, in order to get any person of an object (most notably a swing) you must hit them with some form of large and/or sharp object.

Why is Henrik so AWESOME? Cos HE just IS!!!!

What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven liked to eat numbers lower than itself.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

What do you call a muslim flying a plane> .....a pilot

Your dad walked into a bar. It was a gay bar.

A guy walks into a bar, orders a drink, and nothing interesting happens.

Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

sometimes i take my duck a shower, i always use cold water because if i use hot water it will think im cooking it.

I forgot to tell you something I forgot wat it was

What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? Wanted by the police.

What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be a .... The boy didn't finish his sentence because he got hit by a fridge.

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