Boy: "But I don't wanna visit Grandma!" Mother: "Shut up and keep digging."

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what is the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? you take your shoes off before you jump on the trampoline.

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A train conducter conducts goes at 60mph, when he goes under a bridge he goes at 52mph. When he goes over a hill he goes at 47mph. If he goes under 3 bridges and over 6 hills what did the conductors mother eat for dinner that night. Nothing, after many months of suffering she died from Huntington's disease.

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2 * 2 * 2 * 3 * 2417

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a giraffe walks into a bakery, "can I have 101 brown loafs please?" the baker answers: "hmm I've got only 100 loafs is that ok too?" the giraffe says: "why the hell would I need a 100 loafs?!"

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Who is stupid and no one likes him. Me. :(

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A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Today I'll wear a hat on my head Instead of a shoe.

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What do you call a black doctor? Doctor.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a rapist.

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why did annie fall of the swing? she had no arms.. knock knock who's there? not annie.

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Why did Susie start shaking? She had continuous ceasars

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What do you do when a blonde falls up an elevator? Pray, and hope Jesus will take you as well. Just kidding, Jesus isn't real.

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why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

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What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

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Yo momma's so ugly. Most people do not enjoy looking at her

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Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

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Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

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A paraplegic women falls off a boat. Regardless of the fact that she was wearing a properly inflated flotation device, she still managed to drown. She died instantly, the next day.

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Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

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What do you get for the man that has everything already? Another one.

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what has wheels and drives? a boat i lied about the wheels

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How did the baby cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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