What do you call a bloody Jewish guy nailed to a piece of wood. Jesus

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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What's long and hard? The Ap European exam that i just took.

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Why didn't the woman make sandwiches? She was making baguettes.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The fact that you actually took time to read this cynically hypnotizing answer that you cannot seem to stop reading even though you know that this sentence is just a clever run to show the epitomy of the anti joke. ha-ha.

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What did the Triceratops get for his birthday? Nothing. Dinosaurs are extinct.

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What do you call a gynochologist named John? John

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What's did the white man say to the black man? Howdy.

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What did the coney say to the hotdog? At least i kill people.

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What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

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What is the Modern Day slave trade? The nba

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Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

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two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

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How did Justin Bieber die? He didn't. And we all need to stop making fun of that poor boy.

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Why didn't the boy eat his soup? It was to hot.

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I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

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What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

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Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

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how many times did lucy's mom drop her baby on its head? none, her mom died giving birth.....

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What will your friend do after you kill him? Nothing, he is dead.

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Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

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I am a women

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What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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