- Anti Joke

What's the difference between a Chinese guy and a bucket of fried chicken? There are numerous differences.

why couldn't jonny ride on a swing? he had no arms or legs why didn't jonny have any arms or legs? he's a potato!

knock knock whos their? kevin kevin who? knock knock huh? queef

whats worse than the holocaust ? ms.brinkmann? noo close....a black guy trying toget a job.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

What do you can a preschool on fire? A very dangerouse situation

What do you call a hispanic man hopping a large fence? A hispanic man hopping a large fence.

Thats what she said......about the project proposal, it was some really valuable input.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

A 3 year old child walks into his parents having intercorce the child asked "mommy what were you and daddy doing" she says "sex" the child was scarred for life.

What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

A paralyzed guy walks into a bar... Oh wait, he can't.

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Chinese guy and a bucket of fried chicken? There are numerous differences.

Drew Knowles is gay

Your mom is so dumb that all of society says she was poorly educated.

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? we are both lawyers

If I am from Texas, where are you from? You know the answer? HOLY SH*T! YOU ARE A GENIUS!

i got 99 problems.... and aids is one

What do you call a guitar with only one string? A guitar.

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, because if it's black and white, it can't be red.

Rebecca Black walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve her because she is not yet 21.