What's the difference between a cow and a cow? Nothing, they are both the same.

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What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? Wanted by the police.

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there once was a black man who played basketball

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John Travolta went to a seafood disco last week.

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I think my son might be gay. He's started to listen to Justin Bieber, and last week I walked in on him engaging in penetrative anal sex with one of his friends.

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Knock knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Mike Davis from across the street. Come in.

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Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

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Asexuals aren't known for f***ing around.

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A man walks into his house only to find someone in the livingroom touching the stereo. He then goes up to his wife, and kisses her.

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What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

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raising eyebrows to expose eyes can also be a signal of attraction ('I'm looking at you, gorgeous. Can you see?').

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

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Whats yello and cant swim A bus full of dead children in a lake

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What did the cripple wish for when he saw the shooting star? A toothbrush.

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What is a name of a kid with down syndrome. Adam Hebeison

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Why can't the Mexican float? He never learned the proper technique as he was not allowed to take swim class.

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What was the weather like at the rap concert?there was a lil wayne.I DID A FUNNY! !!

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A man walks into a bar. On impact, he suffers quite the blow to his head, resulting in him falling unconscious. He is escorted to the hospital, where he is pronounced in a coma on arrival. His family is left devastated. His wife, who was a stay-at-home mother to their 2 children doesn't take this news very well and is sent into a spiraling depression. 16 years later, the man finally wakes from his coma to find that his son and daughter that he had left behind where now grown teenagers and almost done with high school, his wife's has remarried and given birth to his half-child. This is why you don't text while walking down a sidewalk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Unfortunately there are billions of chickens in the world and based on the question it is not possible to determine which specific chicken is being referred to. Even if we were able to ascertain this knowledge it would be unlikely that we could determine its purpose, as chickens don't usually make decisions based on logical thought.

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Q: How to make a man who suffers from hypochondria want to kill himself? A: You take a shet on his face.

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Is there anything better than pussy? Ya a really nice book

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Yo' momma is so fat, that- Wait. Sorry. Too far?

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What did the taxi driver say to the chicken when the chicken called a cab? "aren't you supposed to be crossing a road somewhere?" Little did the taxi driver know that the chickens license was taken away for multiple DUIs because when his wife left him he became an alcoholic mess, lost his job and became depressed. But when he called the taxi, he was on his way to a job interview. Since he never made it to his job interview he soon went broke and lost his home. Having hit rock bottom, the chicken unawarely started to cross a busy road and was ran over by that same taxi driver.

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A moose walks into a food store. He asks the lady working there where the potatoes are. She says "go down aisle 5.'' he goes down aisle 5 and there arent any potatoes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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