I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs, everybody digs. Guys, it's not a very profound poem, but it's deep.

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Chuck Norris can speak Japanese. Believe it or not he is actually multilingual, he speaks Spanish and French as well.

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What do gay kittens eat? Cat food. Friskies and Fancy Feast are both popular brands.

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An asian and a black guy walked into a bar. An ambulance rushed to their aid as they were in great pain and had a slight chance of becoming paraplegic.

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Why did Steven Hawkins die? he got a virus

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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Nero here, nice to see you guys again, now you know why my babbling has been excessive (and pissed at the comments below, but now that the pills are working I am calm) Anyway, yeah point Zero is my "world" now, and its been thriving under my values (something I feared would just work on paper, and if so such beliefs would all been for nothing) As for hero... Well insert something like "I am no hero, I just do what is right" or something cheesy, or... Well, thats what I do really... Since nobody uses this site Ill extend the time you "former followers" can chat, as I got some nice stuff to share, and might just share a bit before I pass away (nah, but I will sleep when tired), I got a lot to do tomorrow.

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How many owls can you fit in a bath tub?

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What do you call a plane going to Africa with 100 black people on it? A plane, the contents of the plane is irrelevant...

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You tell me. I have amnesia.

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Did the single mother survive the plane crash? No.

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Why did the editor lose his job at a poetry magazine? Because he's worthless.

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Your mum's so fat that she's incredibly lucky she has a loving and supportive husband who values her personality over her appearance.

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guess what What? Apsolutly nothing

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

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What do you call a man with a gun in his mouth? Keith.

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What did the boy get for his birthday? Older.

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why can't hellen keller eat a pizza? because she is dead.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Something that's black, white, and red all over.

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National security?

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My life is a dream in of itself.. inception???

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flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

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What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

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Why Bono always walk barefoot ? Because he's an asshole.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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