What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

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A man walks into a bar his alcoholism is tearing his family apart

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What do you say when you walk into an optical? "Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?"

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Why was Timmy sore? He'd been playing with his cornhole along with his friends all day!

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YOLO You only like Oreos

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How did the man eat 100 mints in one bite? I'm not sure myself, but we can agree on one thing, his breath is gonna fresh.

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Q: Why didnt jim win the race ? A: Because he swalowed his tounge.

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What is the difference between a Nigga and a bucket of shit? ....The bucket.

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There were 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair because hair color varies depending on genetics.

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what did one dinosaur say to the other? "rawr"

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A blonde fails an exam because she did not study

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Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

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What do you get when you cross a black man and a Mexican man? I don't know.

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Large 4

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What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

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I am iron man 24 flavors in my van i am the icecream man i have met jackie chan

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Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

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Patriarchy.

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Huh, I never succeeded in any of those, and I tried a lot. Please tell me you never gone with something nasty like that...

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Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

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Try it Yourself »

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A horse walks into a bar, and orders a drink. The bartender is amazed at first, but then remembers that he just did acid.

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Suicide is never the answer. Unless you ask me what I contemplated after I found out that my family was killed in a horrific traffic accident.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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