your momma is so fat that she should be worried about her higher risk of heart disease, diabetes, and ugliness.

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Q. why did the skeleton crosse the rood. A. he didin`t becas he had no guts

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Q. What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A. One's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, and the other's a highly trained professional skilled in the art of litigation.

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Three explorers are walking through the jungle when they are suddenly captured by a group of cannibals, the cannibals, going through years of culture and hereditary custom, kill the explorers, skin their bodies, chop them to pieces and cook their flesh, finally they eat it giving them a prosperous feast while the rest of the world is unaware of whatever happened in that jungle.

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How many Ringmasters does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They tell the clowns to do it

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haiku's are funny. but sometimes they don't make sense. refrigerator.

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4 gay men walk into a bar,but there is only one stool..... What do they do? Turn it over

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was an animal with a small brain and could not comprehend the situation.

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Roses are red, and violets are freakin violet. Not blue.

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What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

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Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Orange is orange

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What did the black kid get for christmas? A wii with duel contollers and a 2 year insurance for it incase it gets robbed or damaged

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What did the dead man say to God? I'm dead.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Beat her with a spatula while in a mankini with a dildo up your ass!

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Q. Why was six afraid of seven? A. Because seven raped a three year-old child.

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How did the blonde trip the brunette? She stuck out her foot

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Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

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Guess what else smells like tuna!?! A dead tuna fish in a can

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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A man walks into a dairy. Most people will not get this as it is cultural slang and they will think it is referring to dairy products.Oh well. This was going to be a good joke.

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Hoverboards are still not available, and it's already October 21, 2015...

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What's funny to laugh at dying? JEWS!

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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