Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

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A man walks into a bar. He is followed by a chicken, 2 donkeys, a tiger, 7 cardinals, 3 horses, 11 chipmunks, and 2 squirrels. And they all lived happily ever after. THE END

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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A man and a woman are happily married. The die

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Why'd The Chicken Cross The Road? He Crossed The Road To Stand In An Icecream Line , Where A Little Boy Stood Infront Of Him, The Chicken Was Scared To Cross The Road Again To Get To The Other Side Because He Saw The Little Boy Get Hit By A Bus. So The Chicken Decided The Best Thing To Do Was To Sit Under A Tree , Where A Big White Thing Fell On Him , It Was A Fridge, Once The Fridge Hit The Ground Mexicans Ran Out And Then Explained To There Local Chickens What Crossing The Street Can Cause Them. To Be Dead. Moral: Dont Let A Chicken Cross The Road. :)

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What are the two words that once you hear, You will feel a sudden gush of euphoria followed by immense depression? The Game

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What's tall, has a really long neck, and eats leaves? My tall vegan neighbor's giraffe

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Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We are both lawyers.

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what's the difference between dodo and doodoo doodoo is still around for you to see

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Your momma is so fat because she ate alot!

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Skrillex.

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Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they're all dead.

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what's black, white, and red all over? a penguin stuck in a blending machine

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what is worse than a guy pissed?

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What did the resently released criminal get for his birthday? a nice sweater

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A guy at a baseball game....

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

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What was the pirates favorite letter? Q.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven had a huge ass mole

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Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

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Your mother is so fat that I suggest she should pay a visit to the nutritionist so they can work out a dieting plan together to prevent weight-related heart problems in the near future.

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What is big, long, hot, and firm? An erection due to the arousal of a woman's sex appeal.

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Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

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Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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