a kid was running across the street. he just got hit by a truck

Why did the blonde kid that was really gay He got a bad case of HIV

Q: How do you know if you have had too much to drink? A: When you find a bloody hole where your kidney is.

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A co-pilot

what did the pizza say to the bread? nothing pizza cant talk

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Why did the boy eat the apple. He really likes apples.

how many baby's does it take to clean paint your house red. depends on the quality of the crusher.

Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

Nero? As In Nero7? Septimus? Where you not killed during the raid? I read you got tortured and killed by your own out of mercy.

how many pieces of wood can a lumberjack cut in a minute? three dead squrlles a hat and and half of a tree oh and a bus. and if u get in his way alot of guts spewed every where

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing. Stubbing your toe hurts like hell.

Whats green and has wheels? A green car.

Q: How do you make a plumber sad? A: Kill his family

Q)A man and a women are hiking on a mountain trail. A bear appears. What do they do? A) Die.

Give to the less fortunate. Date ugly people

What is the differnece between the chair and the pot? You can't cook in the chair.

SQUID DOMINATION!!! Squids WILL Take Over the World!!!

Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

Why was the little girl crying? Her parents got divorced yesterday.

What's the differece between a rock and a black guy? A rock can't eat fried chicken.

A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

what did the bannana say to the milk carton. nothing bannanas cant talk and their on the other side of the store

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