the mean terrorist said "i am going to kill your mother" that mother is now dead

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A german walks into a London Pub. He turns to the man on his left and says, " Hallo Kolleginnen und dort bar Mäzen. Ich bin gespannt zu sehen, ob wir eine Beziehung herzustellen, wie ich gesucht Gespräch, als ich in der wunderbaren Kultur, die London zu bieten hat. Ist das in Ordnung mit dir? Heil Hitler"

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What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Hey bill

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Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

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Why am I telling you this joke? Because the person who did it before me mentioned that he enterted this, agreed to the Terms of Service and clicked submit - but missed out that he also typed in the capcha. Mine said: never quit.

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what do you call a baby with no arms and no legs in a mailbox? a horriffic murder

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What happened when my familys break on the car didn't work? They rolled down a hill and fell off a cliff and died. I loved them.

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Why do many men find it difficult to make eye contact? Debilitating autism.

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When's the worst time to use skin moisturizer? When you're a burn victim.

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What's worse than 10 babies stapled to a tree? The Holocaust.

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Why did the black boy fail out of high school? Because his grades were bad.

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roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme others don't.

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a disabled man takes a walk in a park

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Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

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Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

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We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

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roses are red violets are blue i had sex with your dog

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Its Eliza, hope you are still there, would you mind getting here sooner? This site is not safe, besides its cold here, I mean send somebody else if you got to, I might look frail but Nero taught me a thing or two, so I can honestly say that Nero taught me better than you guys just in case. Funny you say there is no code, yet add three, yeah you better expect nothing "fancy", Mr.Torture dungeon master. Honestly though I do not blame you, and if I really meant you where a psycho, I would not have agreed/asked you showed up, I am serious I need to get out of here.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? three-thirty.

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Why did the teacher give the little boy a golden star? He was a Jew and it was in Germany during the 1940's

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I heard that you could burn punds so I found a fat kid and set him on fire

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