- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

Your dads dead. lol

Whats worse than the holocaust? Anal.

Roses are red Violets are blue Just smoked some Meth nelnfjknfkjnwkejnkjnwefkjnKJNFKJRNFKWNEFEJNFJNWKEJNWFKEJFN

Ask me if I'm a tree..... "are you a tree?" No.

Q: what did i say when i crashed into the twin tower. A: nothing i was dead

Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

Where would it be hard to find handicapped parking? At the paralympics.

There are two kinds of people in this world: those that finish their sentences

What's worse than the Holocaust? Someone born in the 1970s feeling self-righteous about defending the victims.

whats red and hard to eat a brick.

Why couldn't Jimmy's bedroom door close? Because it had a tree blocking it.

So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

I got a new jacket. The jacket had real cotton inside the sleeves. The next day my new jacket was gone, but the one i bought yesterday wasn't.

What do you call a black man stealing your tv? A thief

What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

Suzie has no arms. Knock Knock (whos there?) Not Suzie.

How do you make sure a kangaroo gets the right breakfast? Make sure it doesn't get the wrong breakfast

Roses are black Violets are black I'm Helen Keller Everything's black

What has 8 legs and makes women scream? .....Gang rape.

whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

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