A horse finds himself sleeping in the ocean. Immediately, he decides to be a dolphin.

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roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

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What happens when your school teacher gives you homework over the break? You give your teacher homework too!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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i said call 911 and they said whats the number?

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What did the slave say to its master? Nothing meanwhile he and his family had terminal cancer and were worked without pay for 20 years before dying fro, multiple cases of AIDS and infections within thier lungs and mouths.

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why was the the taxi cab driver having a bad day? because he wasnt making very much money, didnt get alot of customers, some of which were extremely rude, and his entire family just died.

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Help me I need to know how to cook a human fetus by tomorrow does anyone know any good recipes?

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Why is Evan short? He was born that way.

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How do you kill a blonde? A gun.

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I like cheese. You like cheese. Have a nice day.

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the firefighter says to the other firefighter: hey firefighter, are we going to fight a fire?

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Q: why did the prisoner drop his soap? A: easy sex

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A man walks into a bar. He has a serious drinking problem and is destroying his life.

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2 guys walk into a bar the first gys says id like a beer the second guy says me to

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What did the rabbit buy the Jewish duck for Hanukkah? Nothing, animals don't celebrate holidays.

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why does paul mccartney not wear shoes? cause a nigga stole it

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Your mamma's so dumb, we are seriously worried she might hurt herself.

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i hate black people

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Why cant a black person read? Because there is nothing to read...

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84.52% of users disapprove of your post, plus or minus 3%.

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Q How do you know when a gay walks into a bar A Albert rushes over and starts feeling him up

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Friends are a lot like trees. If you hit them multiple times with an axe, they will fall down.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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