- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does Steven Hawkings refresh after a long day of work? F5

What is the easiest method of making multiple women fall head over heels? Have a wingman help you raise a rope at the start of a women's running race.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, the enslavement of blacks over hundreds of years.

what did the surfer do on his computer? browse the internet

Why couldn't the fan turn on? Because it was broken.

What's worse than watching paint dry or grass grow? Watching paint dry on grass.

I heard that the Boston marathon was a BLAST!

what do you call a polar bear in a bathtub? No soap, radio

What do you call 100 black men at the bottom of the ocean? A scuba group because during these hot summer months they like to cool off and go scuba diving.

What did Selena Gomez say to JB? We're breaking up cuz u smell like French fries and you look like a poop

Stephen Hawking can walk

Robin, get in the car!

What's the connection between Obama and Michael Jackson? They both want to be a girl.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Totsie Roll totsie pop? Altough many tests have been done, there still isn't a certain number. There are many variables involved with this question.

why do we have school? 2 learn duh y r u even askin? ur STOOPIDE!

Knock knock? Whose there? Colin Come in

Only in your math books can Carlos buy 14 cantaloupes without hus sanity being questioned.

So I was sitting in traffic the other day... And I got run over.

Nope, I mean you can try, but my phone is busted and the code on the chip my galpal here managed to finally get into the cell, has sixteen digits so damn small that none of us can read it,

Q: Why did Captain Kirk suck his own dick? A: Nobody else was around, I guess.

roses are red violets are blue i am black and so r u

What does a cookie and the twin towers have in common? They both crumble.

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