- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a blond and a brunet jump of a bridge who hits the ground first ....... the brunet because the blond has to ask for directions

What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

What is shit? It's Deshitified already.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor. wheres my tractor

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What's white on top and black on bottom? Society.

I once met a man named Steve. I said, "Hello."

What's the difference between a Rabbi and a Priest? One's a Jew, one's a Christian

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike.

So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

Knock knock. Who's there? You're a faggot.

Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

this is an anti joke so it has no punch line :D

What's brown, sticky, green, yellow, and orange that rides a unicycle? I have no clue, that's why I asked.

A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

What's better then one dead baby in a tub? Many things a dead baby is a tragedy.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

I got on a bus, and immediately found that sitting on a bus is boring. I will never climb on top of a bus again.

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