what is worse than a joke? an anti-joke.

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Why was the women not in the kitchen? She was dead

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A man walks into the bar. It was typical day and nothing interesting happened.

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K O O K A B U R R A . . . . . . . . . . ReTweet

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How scoops of ice cream does a n*gger get? 0.

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What is small, green, lives 10 meters under the ground and eat rocks? The little green rock eater!

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I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

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Wow, that is one of the things I would think I would react all bad to, but that`s, a strangely attractive quality in you.

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womens rights

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A seal walks into a club. The man proceeds to skin it and sell the fur for profit.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a Triceratops.

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im gay

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why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he needed to get to the other side and he was using a crosswalk

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Elephant. Elephant who? Seatbelt.

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A American, a Brit and a Mexican decided to bet on who could tell the funniest joke. The one that won told a great joke indeed.

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Have you seen Hellen Keller's treehouse? No. It's quite nice, her father made it himself.

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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Simon says.. Nothing because he is deaf, so therefor he would have to sign it to you.

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What did the kitten say to the ant? Nothing, it was dead. - Driiiftz

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the wild black man is searching for food. He spots a KFC, and goes wild. He then proceeds to get in line.

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how many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? 2 one to hold the latter and one to put it in

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a psychopath

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why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide? you would too if your name was uuhuhuhduhh

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adam hodgson !

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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