What happens when your read this? you don't laugh

Whats 9 inches long, pink, and makes women scream? A miscarriage OuO

whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

What's worse than 9/11? FaZe Banks' upload times

what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

How do you get a bunch of baby guts out of a bathtub? A lot of tostitos.

Four brothers joined the army and were deployed to Iraq. Two of them committed suicide.

What do you get when you mix a dog and a fish? A hot fillet.

Yo momma so fat she decided to have lipo suction

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can walk wherever the hell they want. Leave them alone.

Why does Rupert the Bear wear chequered trousers? Because that's how the creator originally drew him.

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

There is more than one way to skin a cat. I used a potato skin peeler.

Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

just a man and his thoughts....and a smart phone app, and a loving family, thats not the point.

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? Because he was a heroin addict

What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

what did the asian say to the other asian "where both asian"

hey how do you turn the Xbox controller off thats easy turn the xbox off.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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