Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits off mountain sides. They crave that mineral.

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Canadians

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Q: Why did the mom try to wake up a sleeping bag? A: Because it's morning and her kid is curled up inside fast asleep

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What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Sorry, I'm a poof.

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A German, an Irishman, a Mexican and a Texan are flying together on an airplane over the ocean. When the plane begins to experience engine trouble, they find that there is only one parachute for the four of them! Through an amazing display of flying skill, however, the pilot is able to complete the flight and land safely.

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Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

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What did the black man say to his wife on valentines day? - You are fat

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When you try to go to anti-joke.com but get redirected to Horsehead Network...

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why did the fat woman die? ... because she tried to commit suicide and the ceiling collapsed on her.

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Im black and want attention. I also love fried chicken and love Africa call for a good, African-American time..... Im black 4025406623

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Why won't Santa be delivering presents this year? Because he can't be bothered.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because aliens dont wear purple hats.

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Why do women love Panera Bread? They think it's healthy.

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A skeleton walks into a bar. He orders a beer and a mop.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

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A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

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Q: Why was the teacher sad? A: Because she got fired

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If a tree falls in the forest, but nothing is there to hear it, does it still make noise ? Yes, because whether the action of the three falling produces sound waves or not is not dependent on whether something is there to receive these waves.

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Why did the Jew pick up the dollar on the side of the road? Because he dropped it.

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A priest, a jew, and a pirate walk into a bar. An exchange of dialogue occurs with the bartender and hilarity ensues.

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"I see!" said the blind man, as he picked up a saw and hammer.

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why did Jen fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock who's there not Jen

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What's worse that pooping in your pants having someone see it

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How can you tell two twin sisters apart? Look at one twin, then look at the other, and acknowledge that they are two different people.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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