Me: Hey frank, wanna die? Frank: No, why? Me: (Kills Frank) Frank: Dude why did you kill Frank?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car because he was depressed and contemplating suicide.

So yesterday i walked into a bar, so what?

Why was little Jimmy sad? Multiple complications including broken bones, a fractured skull, liver disease, and the fact that all his family had been gassed by the Nazis.

5 black men walk into a 7-11 at midnight. They clog the all of the toilets in the mens bathroom causing them to over run.

how do you get a blonde to stop following you? file a restraining order.

A Muslim walks into a bar. No-one survived the blast.

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he was mentally handicaped

What do you call most people over 50 who aren't married. Divorced

What happened to the orphan? Who cares?

Roses are potatoes Violets are potatoes I like potatoes Potatoes.

What's the only think duct tape can't fix? Your parents divorce.

Chris Brown can do no wrong. False he acquired several wrongs through his mistreatment of several women.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

what did the kid with no head get for his birthday? A coffin.

Knock knock! Who's there? Your mother. Oh, hi Mom! Come in!

What's a good joke? Not this one.

Two fish walked into a bar. They died. Because fish can't breathe out of water.

What's long, hard, and has come in it? A long, hardcovered book.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? I don't know, that's why I was asking.

--- ___________________--- Can you tell what it is? Yes... Then what is it? Its a blanket,duh! ......

Knock, knock Who's there? The electrician And about bloody time too, you'd better come in.

What do you get a man that has evreything? Aids

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