- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

Why did the black cop pull the white guy over? He was going approximately 52 miles per hour on a 40 miles per hour speed limited road.

Why did Bob stop at the light? Because it was red and not doing so would be illegal.

You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, I died because I didn't have a heart.

What's funny to laugh at dying? JEWS!

A baby seal walks into a club.

What do you call a horse with bread on its ears? Boris, because that's his name.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school today? Because it is Saturday

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

I was gonna make a gay joke but those are insensitive, and gays have feelings like everyone else

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

Na na na na na Neo! Na na na na na na 'Sporin!

What is green, red, and goes 70 mph? A frog in a blender

Whats the difference of a pile of dead babys and a lambrogini? One of them is not inside of my garage.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey.

Why do i love this website? Because it is funny.

A black man walks up to a white man with a shaved head and boots in a bar He then hands him a ten dollar bill and tells him he dropped it

What's similar about a fish and an eagle? They can both fly, except for the fish.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing, you heartless asshole.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

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