Billy: Hey hey hey!!!!! wanna hear a dirty joke? Joe: Sure Billy: A pig fell in the mud

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An Irishman walks into a bar.....Duh.

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What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big penis.

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Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

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Two arabs fly into a bar in the twin towers

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How do u wake up lady gaga You go into her room and yell at her

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Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

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why couldnt the man dunk? because he was 3' 2" and a legal midget.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Me either. Well, later. Later.

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Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

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What's 9+10 Ebola

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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You know whats worse than finding a fly in your soup? 9/11

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Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

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im not food

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she couldn't afford one.

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What's bigger than China and Smaller than my penis? Russia and a smaller penis.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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A Jew and a German meet by chance in a bar. They exchange pleasantries and order drinks. At the end of the evening they leave, having made a friend.

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Chuck noris is so awesome that he brings a knife to a gun-fight, and wins

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i'm filthy rich literally because money is dirty

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rose are red violets should be purple

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q ggggggggggggggggg

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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