Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse begins bucking wildly, injuring three patrons before breaking through the front door.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I can't see ~ Ray Charles

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How do you tell when your dog is dead? I don't know. I never had a dog and my parents beat me.

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whats the difference between blue and green? there different colours.

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roses are red violets are dead honey is yellow and so is head

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world society

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

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What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

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What 10 inches long and wont be getting sucked this valentines day? Whitney Houstons crack pipe

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Women's Rights

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A Jew, a Russian, and a Turk walk into a bar. The Jew asks, "Can I get a glass of Manischewitz?" The bartender serves him. The Russian asks, "Can I get a shot of vodka?" The bartender serves him. The Turk then asks, "Can I get a Turkish coffee?" The bartender looks at him, confused, and says, "Sorry, but this is a bar. Unfortunately we don't serve coffee."

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What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

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Q: Whats black and hangs from a tree???? A: A tire!!!!!!!!!!!

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willie revilame

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I'm not wearing underwear. Why? Because I have built in underwear. :)

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What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

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A priest, a rabbi and Santa walk into a bar. that's a highly coincidental situation.

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your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

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What do you do if you walk outside and see your t.v. floating in the lawn in the middle of the night? Go back inside.

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Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end.

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar.... Homosexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual pandas just have piece? Man 1: Were the hell did you come from? Homosexual Panda: My mother's uterus same as you, retard.

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What did the man's ex-wife told him after their divorce? "Build a bridge and get over did" And so he did because hes a contractor that specialized in structures spanning and providing passage over a gap or barrier, such as a river or roadway

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A blind man walks into a bar. It was a book shop.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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