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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why didn't the millionaire jump off the Golden Gate Bridge? He said "I don't have to commit suicide, that's for poor people" (Wyndellberg)

Jane: The house is supposedly worth $ 6 million Jack: No way! The figure is made up.

why do jews like weed? A) because they are used to being baked.

What's worse then mud on your shoes. Being assassinated by means of a dart to the throat.

What does an Irishman say to you in the morning? Nothing because you only speak French.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He couldn't, his legs were broken

Your Mum is soo fat.

How did the guy who's been in his mothers basement for 20 years lose his virginity? He didn't, that's where his mother hid his body.

Why did it look like the girl peed herself? Because she peed herself

two ducks run into each other........ then they walk away

Knock Knock. Come in.

The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete

A man walks into his house only to find someone in the livingroom touching the stereo. He then goes up to his wife, and kisses her.

Whats black, white, and Asian all at the same time? A panda

What did the cow say to the other cow when the boy asked him for something to drink? Probably MOOO! Considering that cows cant say anything except for that

Why did the man run over Suzy? He was a serial killer

What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

Why did Amy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Amy

If you don`t see a banner here, it doesn`t mean it wont come back to annoy you whenever it feels like.... P.S, Advertising helps us get rich while permanently harming your ability to focus, Please be understanding! PS: Why the hell do they use capital letters after you know, Commas? its, Weird!

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a PS3? Michael was a succesful dancer, singer-songwriter, musician, and philanthropist, whereas a PS3 is a games console.

What's worse than the holocaust? An open-minded black man.

A mexican man killed a black man yesterday. It had nothing to do with his race, he just had a very rough childhood and wasn't taught moral values.

can the real slim shady please stand up? no. there is a slim shady in all of us, so we will all stand up.

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