- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

Perverted man: Nice bum where u from Hot ladie with the nice bum: Boston Mass so kiss my ASS

What does a vegetarian eat? colored penis

Y the girl tuch her butt she tried To get dookie

i think quinn is gay? you probably don't know him but when i walked him on him shoveling a ken doll is his butt

What is worse-losing your phone or failing school? Apartheid

There was once a guy who was so crazy...he was sectioned.

When Chuck Norris moved into a new house he decide to renovate because he didn't like the staircase.

Q. Which one do you hate more? Jews, Mexicans, or Asians. A. I hate all of them, but jews are annoying when they resist getting stuffed in the oven.

why was the clown sad? died of cancer and left his loving family to fend for themselves in this cruel, cruel world.

What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

What's worse than being arrested by a cop? Dying of AIDS.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well, you should, if only for the cultural experience.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob. What do you call a man with no arms or legs in front of your door? Matt. What do you call a man with no arms or legs hanging on your wall? Art.

Why Did The Black Man Cry? KFC Went Bankrupt!

What is the name of the car? What

What green and has wheels? grass I lied about the wheels

what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

Man says, "Hello" Girl, "Do you wanna go out?" Man, "With you?" Girl, "YES!" Man, "NO, bye!"

roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

What if your name was Mr. David and the office called you down and you were wearing a dress?

Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

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