- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

What would Michael Jackson do on the Moon? Nothing. He's dead.

old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers

why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

who sells coke and ruins lives? Vagina Parker

Artists have unique minds and can rotate shapes within their mind. I'm going to masterbate.

Why are Asians so good at math? because of their work ethic and determination to become the best at everything.rice.

why did Helen Keller cross the road? she didn't, she wasn't able to find it

What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

what happend to the kid standing on a railway, he got hit by a train

Suicide is never the answer. Unless you ask me what I contemplated after I found out that my family was killed in a horrific traffic accident.

What did the prison inmate get for Christmas? A warm chair to sit in

If you peel my skin off, I won't cry, but you will. What am I? A human being with a high pain threshold.

Whu did the boy drop his cheeseburger? Because the school janitor whacked him with a mallet.

Did you hear about the sick juggler? Turns out he had cancer on his brain tumour.

What do you call a man who shoots someone? A very bad person.

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny?

Mini mouse was brutally killed n Oakland Now Mickey is a Chinese member of the crips in Compton Remember don't forget to see the new Disney movie, Mickey Goes Gang-Bangin

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Why did the man smell like french toast? His wife previously made him a plate of it that he ate before walking out of the house.

Know who had straight parents? Adolf Hitler.

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