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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

id give my right arm to be ambidextrous

why did the clown stop laughing? because it got hit by an axe

why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

What did the Rasta man say when he got his dread stuckin the toilet ?

What happened to the disabled man who went to Disneyland? He had a great time.

What do you say when you walk into an optical? "Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?"

What is the difference between a bear and berries? No idea? You better stay out of the forest...

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

Jack, John, Justin, Joseph and Jimmy walk into a bar. They order a pint of beer and start wondering what their names have in common.

How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

Why was there a black man and a white man in a bar? Due to the probability of this occurance happening due to percentages of black/white people in a bar, this specific situation should be of no shock, in fact it is a completely normal occurance one of which should not be questioned

How do you get Pikachu on a Bus? Pikachu Is A Fictional Charecter.

What's the best way to toss a salad? With a salad spinner from the home shopping network.

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

Why did Sarah fall off the swing. I don't know. Why? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

The black man at the narcotics anonymous meeting said, "oh, this isn't bingo is it?" then walked out of the room feeling mildly embarassed.

Im gay What about you

Nothing. He made it home safely.

What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

What did i say to the stupid person? Your Stupid.

Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits off mountain sides. They crave that mineral.

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