What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

the boy fell, because he hit a bump.

Why did the chicken cross the road? after approximately 10 seconds of looking back and forth left to right the chicken finally came to a realization that the road is clear and safe to cross.

For New Years I want to spend more time with my... Video Games

How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

A sober Amy Winehouse

What did the raped girl say to the doctor? Nothing she was dead on arrival.

A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

what's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it~? lots of things.

There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

Why did the cow cross the road? -Because it lives in India and is allowed to.

Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

YOLO

What types of animals are the most dangerous? Dangerous ones.

Pickles

What do you get when you post the same thing a million times? Hate

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

whose a bitch? ian doyle's a bitch

Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

Where did the duck hide its pail? UNDER THE STAIRS!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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