- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Like this if you have a big diick like me Dislike if you have a baby diick Ignore if you're a girl and get back in the kitchen

You know whats funny? A man cooking dinner.

bob said "Hi Joe why the long face" Joe replies "I'm a horse dip sh*t"

Why did Jimmy eat the apple? Because he was obese and needed to eat healthy because his doctor suggested it.

Me: What day is it? Rebecca Black: Tuesday

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How do you torture Helen Keller? You put her on a table and slowly pull her limbs off

A boy got a dog for his Birthday. The dog would have said happy Birthday but dogs can't speak.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

In Soviet Russia, test takes you... to a privileged University with an appropriate transcript.

if got a joke if fogot it

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your roommate, I forgot my keys.

If I was trapped in a closet with you and a bear, and I only had two bullets, I would shoot you twice!

What do you do if a black man steals your flatscreen TV? Give up, he's probably in Mexico by now.

Stop screaming! The damn uppercase letters make my head hurt! Let a lady have it for once!

What do you call a moose with a 42 gauge shotgun pellet through its head? Open Season

A bloke walked in to a bakers shop and asked for a loaf of bread. Certainly sir, said the assistant, white or brown?...it doesn't matter, answered the man, I've left my bike outside

What's the difference between difference and between? One is different and the other between.

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A farmer and his son were walking to the well to fetch some water. The farmer stops, turns to his son and is mauled to death by a lion because they were in Africa.

Yo moma so fat, it ain't even funny. Seriously. She is suffering real diabetes! Do you know how that feels? I though so...

the mean terrorist said "i am going to kill your mother" that mother is now dead

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