- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did sally drown cause she was black

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

what's better than winning the special olympics? -not being retarded

If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

Q: How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A: Depends on the size of the tub and the size of the babies.

Roses are red Violets are blue i suck at poems nice titz

Knock Knock Who's there??? Your mom

"knock knock" "who's there" "I dont know, check the door"

What would Loiter Squad be if the characters were white? A show.

A guy walks into a bar. After only 10 minutes, he leaves. The bar closes in 10 minutes.

whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

What do you call a black lady with big boobs? Oh, wait, it's just a fat black guy.

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? No. Trees don't jump

What is the difference between a woman and a whale? One has big whiskers and is fat and filthy, the other one lives in the sea and is a mammal

Why did the fish but the house Because it wanted to eat the house

Q: What does a baby look like in a microwave? A: I don't know, I don't masturbate with my eyes open.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas. Nothing. He was Jewish.

Why was the Tortous and the Hare written? So fat people will feel good about themselves.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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