- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

what did the chocolate bar say to the ice cream cone? nothing: chocolate bars can't talk

How do you make sure a kangaroo gets the right breakfast? Make sure it doesn't get the wrong breakfast

Andrew's a bald wankstain.

Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

Why didn't Katie cross the road? Because she's dead.

What did the blind kid say to his dad Nothing , his dads dead

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

Why did the Jew go to prison. He slaughtered his family.

What's sadder then a dead puppy? 2 dead puppies.

A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

What was Tiger (from Whinnie the Pooh) looking for in the toilet? Pooh

Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

Two stoners walk into a bar. They didn't drive there because they were high and wanted to enjoy a cool, evening stroll.

(Timmy has no arms or legs.) A:Knockknock! B:Who's there? ANot Timmy

q- what do you call a small number of black people running away from a large group of white people? a- every marathon known to man...

What do u call a gay dinosaur Tyran a sore arse

So,a guy walks up to his friends at the bar and try's to to talk to them,the friends start being rasist ,so the first guy says 'wo guys stop going in that direction ,that one direction

A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

Q:why did the lion eat the zebra? A: because it was hungry.

How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

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