- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into the bar. It was typical day and nothing interesting happened.

What boy with no arms get on his birthday? Lego.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?' The horse says "I was just diagnosed with testicular cancer."

Whats worse than being rapped by a giant scorpion. Being gangbanged by a couple giant scorpions

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why did the black man go to jail why he raped your mom

My wife's star sign was Cancer and its quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

Why does Michael J Fox have such good handwriting? Through years of hardwork, perseverance, and rehabilitation.

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house..... It's ok he hasn't either.

Why did Susie fell off the swings? Because she didn't have any arms or legs.

What did Selena Gomez say to JB? We're breaking up cuz u smell like French fries and you look like a poop

What is the easiest method of making multiple women fall head over heels? Have a wingman help you raise a rope at the start of a women's running race.

A man is standing on the street corner waiting for the bus. As it pulls up he steps on and pays his fare while he whistles to his iPod.

Why didn't the young child commiserate the death of his grandparents after they were simultaneously crippled by a tremendous avalanche whilst skiing? He didn't exist.

how to you confuse a blonde you ask her to recit the alphahbet back words

Why did the dog start barking? Because it was a dog.

What would you do if Spider Man gave you super powers like his? Nothing. Spider Man is not real therefore you are most likely dreaming and need to wake up soon.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by a serial rapist.

Why can't Stevie wonder read? He can. He reads braille.

Why do Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles always smile? Because they enjoy there life even though there both blind.

Nope, I mean you can try, but my phone is busted and the code on the chip my galpal here managed to finally get into the cell, has sixteen digits so damn small that none of us can read it,

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