-Ask me if I'm a tree. +Are you a tree? -Yes. -Ask me if I'm an orange. +Are you an orange? -No, I'm a tree, were you listening me?

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What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

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Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

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Yo momma so ugly, she makes french people say "you are ugly" in whatever language they speak.

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Jeff

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Why did the plane crash? Because there was no pilot

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry Show me your tits

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When life gives you lemons.............. take them free stuff is awesome.

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penis?

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Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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I had a quad when I was in high school, she was pretty but it was hard to get her out of the wheelchair.

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What's worse than finding the Holocaust in your apple? Nothing

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What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

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What did the black guy say in the phone? Hello

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What do you call a black man with no legs? Crippled.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ted. Come in.

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Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

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What happened when the child missed his school bus home? He had to take the long 6 mile walk back home and did not return until dinner time.

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What's the difference between a jew and a bottle of ketchup? People actually like ketchup.

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Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

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What's brown, sticky, green, yellow, and orange that rides a unicycle? I have no clue, that's why I asked.

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This night was a stormy one, alot was destroyed, but the spirit of Little Jonny Harrison lived on with a shining light so strong it could blind some. Jonny lived in Ristoville, a village atop a hill. Citizens of Ristoville were frightened for their lives, all but Jonny. He was bullied from a young age of 3 months, by his Uncle Clive, who was a Catholic Priest, full-time. Fear shined in the eyes of the normal residents, whilst, in Jonny's heart, there glowed a glow of pure hope and confidence, Jonny Harrison, was going into the storm. Jonny knew he could amount to something, if he really really tried. He has 6 years behind him, and a long life ahead, and he figured, what's the worst that could happen? He pondered this, and ultimately came to the conclusion that there will be nothing worse out there than Uncle Clive's "Magical Basement of Happiness". Jonny sat his mother down, looked her in the eye and whispered farewell. He wished his father the best wishes possible. Finally, Rosie Harrison, Jonny's sweet old Grandmother, who had been addicted to Crystal Meth for about 25 years now and been through 13 interventions and countless failed suicide attempts, opened her ears to young Jonathon's speech, he said softly in her ear, the words, "Hang in there, Gran. I know you can pull through, I may be only six but I sure as heck know how much i care for you.". The words of love echoed in her fragile little ears as Jonny walked away. He took with him a couple cartons of Apple and Blackcurrant Ribena and his Grandfather's lucky medallion and took his first step outside. He whipped out a carton of Ribena, strongly crumpled up the carton, slightly spraying pure fruit juice on his dungarees, and threw it to the drooping wet grass. He faced the towering lightning cloud and with a cry so intense, shouted, "Nothing will stop me!!". Jonny died shortly after of AIDS. His Uncle Clive was sentence to 5 years in a high security prison for child molestation and consistant child abuse and paedophillia. Rosie Harrison died later that day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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