- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde walked into a bank. She deposited her check, thanked the teller, and promptly left.

Q:Wats worse then cutting ur lawn A: diarea on a sunday morning

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

what has 52 teeth and holds back a monster? my zipper

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing you mum having ***

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why couldn't the dwarf mother reach for the top shelf? Her height was at a mini-mum.

What's 9+10 Ebola

A guy walks into a bar. I didn't see anything else.

What's worse than a rainy day? Rape.

i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

You know whats worse than finding a fly in your soup? 9/11

How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

Q: What's the difference between between basketballs and babies? A: I don't shoot basketballs.

Yo mommas so fat that when she walked into the ocean all the whales were far away. However, if the whales did happen to be closer to your mom it would be highly improbable that they would sing.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Tourettes Kid. Touret- FUCK SHIT!

Which of the following is the biggest? A. 7 B. 17 C. 71 D. Yo mama

Why did the Chicken cross the road Because he was not happy with his life at a chicken due to the fact take he was going to get eaten by a black man so he hoped that if he crossed the ride and got hit by a car and die he would regenerate into a poisonous frog

What is the difference between a Nigga and a bucket of shit? ....The bucket.

why was the man so good at holding stuff? he was born with 4 arms!

Q: Why didnt jim win the race ? A: Because he swalowed his tounge.

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