- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road Because he was not happy with his life at a chicken due to the fact take he was going to get eaten by a black man so he hoped that if he crossed the ride and got hit by a car and die he would regenerate into a poisonous frog

What did the down syndrome kid get for christmas? Pulmonary Embolisms.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a double whiskey. The bar man says "what's with the long face"? The horse replies "My wife left me, took the kids with her, took everything, I'm devastated"

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

What is the difference between a Nigga and a bucket of shit? ....The bucket.

What do you get if you cross a fairy cake with some boiled parsnips? Fladgemuffin

A guy walks into a bar. But this was a bar like a pole, so the man ended up with a broken nose.

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person if the Jewish religion and a pizza is a type of food.

Knock knock! Who's there? Girl scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It's an obscure number you've probably never heard of.

Why did the horse insult the postage stamp? He didn't. Horses can not speak English nor can anything verbally or physically critique a postage stamp and make it feel any emotional distress.

Women's rights

Once there was an English man, A Scottish man and an Irsh man. They were all in a scenario where each of them had to undetake a task. The English man and the Scottish man undertook their task without any problems, but the Irish man was confused resulting in a hilarious outcome.

It takes a minute to know somebody, an hour to fall in love, but a lifetime to forget. Once, my mom forgot me at Disney World.

Say you are caught in a net with 10 other people in said net at a construction site. A pair of scissors are right next to you and everyone said to use the scissors. But instead of using the scissors, you use your teeth in risk of a broken tooth.

How was Charles Manson able to get women to kill for him? Because he was charismatic and intelligent.

A woman is hit by a car. Thankfully she manages to survive, but the driver is fined a lot of money for speeding.

Man 1: Is your refrigerator running? Man 2: Nope, broke last week.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, a bus hit it half way along and it died instantly.

Brian knew how to save the world from the death penalty: "Let's kill everybody who is not against it." So I killed Brian and waste my time in death row now.

Children and bretheren, stinky cheese Stinkyy cheeeese. Like this or you will smell stinky cheese in your bedroom

what is red with 2 legs? half a cat

Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven beat and raped Six when he was child multiple times, and Seven threatened to kill Six if he told anyone.

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