Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

What ended in the year 1970? 1969

Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

Whats green and has wings? grass, I lied about the wings.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer and the other is a watermelon.

Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Sara had no arms! Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sara!

What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

Why was the cat unable to drink its milk? He was stapled to the wall

Yo mama is so old, that it's becoming apparent that she is most likely developing severe senial dementia

why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

What do you call a black man backfilping off a roof The dark knight

Whats the similarity between a rabbit and a grape? There both purple, except for the rabbit.

what did michael jackson do when i swore at him? nothing he's dead

What did the homeless guy say to the not-homeless guy? I'm homeless.

What did the gay kid in high school say? I'm straight.

The continent of Africa is mired in corruption, poverty, food crises, disease, and the exploitation of its resources. Happy Kwanzaa

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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