- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Brooke go to the bathroom? She had to pee

your face is kinda funny

Why was the boy with no arms and legs crying? He had a lit match in his anus.

Why do cows have bad hand writing? because they don't have thumbs

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad ill be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!!

Why did the robber wear a mask? Because he had eczema.

Q: Why was the teacher sad? A: Because she got fired

What's blue and looks just like water? Water.

What did the monkey say to the African American? Monkeys cannot speak, therefore it would not be able to communicate with an African American, who is an equally respected member of the community, in an efficient way.

What do u do when life gives u lemons?? Eat them

whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken never made it across the road because it was hit by a car with a driver who is obsessed with abusing animals.

A skeleton walks into a bar. He orders a beer and a mop.

Q:What do you call a sheep with no legs? A: A cloud.

man: im hungry can i have a sandwich wife: go make one man: then what are you gonna do

What's worse than getting punched in the balls? Many things inflict more pain than that

Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

What did the faggot say? Nothing, he shot himself due to high school bullying and rejecting parents.

Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

Why did the Japanese man commit suicide? He was terminally ill and decided it was his time to go

What does a Jew do when he finds money on the street? He picks it up and is probably happy it was there.

What's funnier than a jalapeño? A jalapeño on a stick.

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