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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Hellen Keller watch Spongebob? She doesn't have the proper cable service

Why did the Japanese boy drop his sushi? He was hit by a tsunami

Why couldnt the girl braid her hair? She had cancer

What did the blind kid that couldn't talk get for Christmas Cancer

I got into an argument with my friend the other day. He contested that the onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I beat his wife to death with a coconut,

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Ok good, just checking. It would be a shame for your perishable foodstuffs to go bad.

What's worse than having no coffee at the office? Looking out the window on the 100th floor and seeing the cockpit of a Boeing 767.

Q: What's green, red, and covered in cookie crumbs? A: A dead girl scout.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven.

A baby seal walks into a club.

I once did __________ (went to Hawaii, drank a whole gallon of beer, etc. ), but then I woke up. Works with anything, and people will laugh.

What do you do to a woman who has a black eye? Punch her in the other eye so that they match.

a guys was walking down the street in Queens. a attractive young woman walked by. He was interested in here so he said nice things and they ended up going on a date. She had a big butt.

Why did george washington not make it to the prom? because george washington is dead

Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

A man walks into a bar. Another man becomes the Limbo State Champion.

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Life is like the Titanic. You cruise along on course and everything is great -- until you hit an iceberg and 1,517 people die.

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

Why did the girl cry? i took her happy meal.

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what do u call a guy with 4 nipples? Hairy Styles

What is the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? A dolphin is not a ghost

Ask me if I'm a dinosaur. Are you dinosaur? No.

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