- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I drive in driveways. I recite in recitals. I play in plays. I park on parkways. My greenhouse is green. And my boxing ring is round. Why does everyone think I'm weird??

What did the man say to th tiger? Nothing, a tiger is a dangerous and vicious animal. It then ripped him to pieces. Is family mourned after for a very long time till they came to grips with the death of the main income in their family. Aids

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

What do you call the man with no arms and no legs? Jeff. Because that's his ****ing name.

whats the fastest way to be murdered tell your wife your cheating on her

One scientist is talking to another scientist. One say "what's the matter?" The other replies "my family is dead"

A man walks into a bar. The other patrons suddenly start to run away screaming, because he had just been hit by a bus.

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Why did single women didn't want any babies for? because of Ice Ice Baby.

Why did Hitler try to take over the world? Hitler wanted to spread the Nazi (National Socialism) idea, He also wanted to destroy the Jews(Christian and non-Christian) and many other groups of people using the prevailing scientific idea of the day eugenics and survival of the fittest

Knock, knock! Who's there? orange? orange who? orange ya glad i didn't say your family was dead.

Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

Humans and dolphins are the only species who have sex also for enjoyment.

What is a black, yellow like liquid that contains carbon dioxide, usually kept in a can, and is not coke? Pepsi.

Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

How do you confuse a blonde? To get to the other side

What's black and is hanging from a tree in my backyard? Avocados.

What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

Roses are red, Viiolets are blue, Get in the gas chamber, You dirty Jew.

A sober Irish individual.

How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? To get his chemotherapy

Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

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