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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing, shit went down so bad.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah...

Why don't you want to shout "Hi" to your friend Jack on an airplane? Because he's deaf and will not hear you.

Whats cold and can't climb trees? Refrigerator

whats better than the london bridge burning down... all the jews burning down and getting put in bins .

What the the Tyrannosaurus say to the chicken? Dinosaurs are extinct and even if they were not, it would not say anything to a domestic fowl, it would most likely devour it with one bite.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust Whats worse that the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

i threw my line in the toilet the fishing was pretty shity that day

Mack: Hello Jonathan: Hi Mack: My name is Mack, what's your name? Jonathan: My name is Billy Mack: You liar! I'm reading this post at anti-joke.com and whenever you reply, your name shows Johnathan! Johnathan: Well Mack, I guess you broke the 4th wall. By the way, this joke is over in 3, 2, 1...

So I says to the guy "take the money and run." He then takes my money and walks down the street.

What does an otter and a pencil sharpener have in common? They both feature in this joke

What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

Is your Alzheimers getting better? I have alzeimers?...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

what did the lesbian do with the other lesbian? played badminton

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroy his family and career.

What did the potato say to the man It said nothing it is a potato

Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

I like my coffee how I like my women Without a penis

Hey, do you wanna hear a joke? A joke.

An old man walks into a bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

Harry Potter: Hey voldemort, you wanna go get our noses pierced?? Voldemort: I killed your parents.

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