- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Well You're Full Of It . -Full Of What ? Well , Probably Blood And Other Organs You Can't Live Without . .

Yo mama so dirty when she takes baths there are rings.

A wife says to her husband "Everybody's coming over tonight, I want you to dress nice." *logically this cannot happen because there is no way that this couples residence can fit all 6 or so billion people in the world, nor would they want to.

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

Irish sobriety

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13

How many squirrels does it take to drive a refrigerator 10 quarts per elephant? Vanilla Cake

A can walks into a bar...HAHAHAHA JK LOL thats not possible! What was I thinking? Silly me! -David Bruggen

A British man walks into a dentist's office.

What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer, then you will die.

Yo mama is so fat when she went to the fat contest they said SORRY no pros alowed

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

Roses are red Violets are blue What about pansies

How many Mexicans does it take to cross the border? Don't answer, just think and laugh.

why was the toddler sad? he was diagnosed with cancer after his dog was put down because it raped and murdered his parents

se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

why did the skeleton cross the road ? because it wanted too. lolz

Want to hear a joke? No.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a man holding a shotgun was chasing him

Why was the Jew gassed to death? Because he forgot to turn the gas off.

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