- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man do in the Italian Pub? He gave a 20% tip and couldn't have been more courteous.

Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

What do you do if a black man steals your flatscreen TV? Give up, he's probably in Mexico by now.

if got a joke if fogot it

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says to the other, "Boy, it's hot in here." The other muffin doesn't say anything because it is a muffin.

What happens to an elephant when it rains? It gets wet.

Why is Evan short? He was born that way.

the power to turn magnetism into light

What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? "Holy-Shit."

Whats black and runs really fast? Usain Bolt

CAOIMHIN. IVE BEEN DOING MY WORK SINCE IVE STARTED THIS CLASS. YOU'VE STARTED THIS WHOLE THING. I WROTE BIG MAC'S AND THATS IT. SO STFU

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What's worse than sitting through a boring class? Sitting on a bus that a terrorist is about to blow up.

Why are all teachers stupid? They´re not. Why would you say that?

Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

Knock knock Who's there . I said who's there. Sadly this poor man didn't understand he had just been door bell ditched.

Neil Lewis

How much do polar bears weigh? Between 800 and 1600 pounds

Q. At the main menu why are there two people sad? A. Because there is.

What's the difference between a trash can full of dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

there are 2 men standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is called Peter

Roses are red vielots are blue but they aren't as sweet as you.Can you be my Valentine ny choclate cupcake will you me my choclate

Knock knock! Who's there? The police your son died in a car crash.

In Soviet Russia, Joseph Stalin killed a lot of people and there was nothing funny about it.

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