Why did the white bartender kick out a black man and his Mexican friend out of the bar? It was closing time

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Kindness is what makes the world go round..... and chocolate.

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Felix? The Lucky cat? That is the only thing that comes to mind, I am dead tired, but I really don't mind staying up until I cant anymore physically, as for mentally I am getting pretty bad as for company.

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what did the judge say to the lawyer during a trial. He said We are all in a court. thus concluding that the judge was retarted.

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Roses are Tits Violets are Tits I love Tits TITS!

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Knock knock Who's there? Hi I'm John from the jehovah witness society down the street and I'd love to talk to you about your beliefs! Would you like a pamphlet?

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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How do you catch a unique animal? You get professional hunters to catch the animal.

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Why can't Micheal J. Fox draw a perfectly straight line? It is impossible for humans to draw perfect lines.

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What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

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What's black and crunchy? CO-Co PUFFS

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Know what's funny? Not these jokes!

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Cody went to the store. Big Floppy Donkey Dick.

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The day after Christmas a chain-smoker, a sex addict, and an alcoholic go to the doctor. The doctor tells the three friends that they need to quit their addiction or they will die. R.I.P. Tommy, Jacob, and Winston 1/1/2011

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roses are red violets are blue cookie monster is gonna eat you big bird is yellow you look mellow dont forget elmo to

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A man and a women are having sex. He farted so she left before he came.

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What did the lawyer name his daughter. he couldnt because both the baby and his wife died in child birth.

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How long does it take a blonde to skrew in a light bulb? Any amount of time; given that she knows that said bulb is in need of replace meant, or that said blonde is disabled, or if you thought I would make some kind of funny blonde joke that you would tell your friend and then forget ten minutes later, only to think of it a day later and claim it as your own.

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Why do Mexican's wear pointy shoes? Because its part of their culture and is used as a sign of dignity when dancing to tribal music

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What is cowboy say

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What happens when a super saiyan eats a fully grown pineapple? hehe xd

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How did the boy compliment the girl? He told her she had a lot of breasts. In return, she told him he had many penises.

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Never mail in your wished to a genie, he may be dyslexic.

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There once was a man from Nantucket.

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