- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Rodney afraid of Chung Lee? Because Chung Lee is an intimidating person, capable of literally ripping your face off.

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

What did the drunk man say to his wife? "I love you, Honey"

What's black and blue and hates sex? The ten year old in my trunk

The Dark knight rises................. From the place he was before he rose.

What happens when you cross a Mexican and a Chinese man? A multiracial man.

Why wouldn't anyone want Helen Kellers dog? It's been buried for a long time...

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's white and sticky? A stick painted white.

Double-whammy

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause he felt like it.

A dog walks into a bar, followed by his blind owner.

Everybody love food when they are hungry

How do you scare a black man? Burn his house down.

Why does Matt Daly do in his free time? it involves his finger and his own buttwhole

A black man and a white man crash their cars. they promptly exchange insurance information and apologize to each other about the inconvenience.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Well judging by the fact that there's no actual door in between us I'm pretty sure you can decide who it is.." "'Well judging by the fact that there's no actual door in between us I'm pretty sure you can decide who it is' who?"

What happened to jimmy when he stepped on a rusty nail? He died of of tetanus.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Why did the old man cross the road? Coz he was in an ambulance

why did the boat crash? a tomato was driving

What is the similarity between Moses and Muhammad? They both have the same letter starting their names

I haven't left my basement in 29 years

Joe Paterno walks into a police station.

Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

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