Lets Go Lakers!

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A casual web surfer logs onto a website and reads half a joke.

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Q: What do you call men at sea? A: Sailors

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Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

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Shes got a big booty so I call her by her first name, women deserve respect.

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Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.

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Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

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Whats the difference between males and females? fe

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Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

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Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

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Connor is homosexuaI

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whats worse than a bee sting, two bee stings, whats worse than two bee stings, the holocaust, whats worse than the holocaust, tree bee stings...

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Why did a car full of African-American men pull up to a lonely white man walking on the sidewalk at 12 p.m. in Harlem? To ask for directions.

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One fish... Two fish... Red fish... I have AIDs

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A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

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why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

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I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

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ill have a no.9 a n.9 large

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What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

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A white guy jumps over the fence belonging to a Mexican family

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Do't you just hate when a sentence doesn't end how you think it will and it just octopus.

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how do you find a ghost? shoot yourself.

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A. THERE'S SOMETHING ON YOUR FACE B. WHAT?!? *PUNCH* A. IT WAS PAINNNNNNNNN

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What's funnier than a fat person falling nothing is

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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