Why did the drug dealer get arrested? Cause he was black.

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Tic tac toe Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

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Why did the cop hate black people? He was a racist.

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How do you stop a blind kid from walking into oncoming traffic? .................to late!!!!!!!

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Whats the difference of a pile of dead babys and a lambrogini? One of them is not inside of my garage.

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Your dad is so hairy, that he shaves to look more cleanly.

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what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

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why couldn't the man play frisbee? he was a dog

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So, I was walking down the street. As i walked past a oak door an entrance to a mental institution, I heard a bored voice going, "eleven, eleven, eleven". My curiosity, like a cat, got better of me and I decided to take a peek through the key hole and see the eleven things being counted. As soon as I had my eye on the key hole, I was poked in the eye by a metal rod. Startled, I feel back to the street. And, sure enough, heard the same bored voice, going, "twelve, twelve, twelve".

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Did you hear about the guy that told bad jokes? No.

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"Lassie, Lassie, come quick! Timmy is in the well!" "I'm a dog," replies Lassie. "You folks have ropes, ladders, and opposable thumbs. What the hell could I possibly do to help?" With that final act of disobedience, Lassie was turned into fertilizer.

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roses are blue violets are green I am colorblind

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Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

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A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

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What did the cannibal eat for breakfast? Waffles.

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roses are red violets are blue i suck at rhymming you have nice boobs

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whats black white and red all over an abused child

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A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

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When Chuck Norris realized that there was a more superior being than himself. What did he say? Suck it Safka

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT IS.

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Why did the old man die? He died because he saw the light wich happened to be a street light in the distance.

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Why did Jonny commit suicide? Airplanes dont have feet.

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What do you call somebody who can't walk? Handicapped

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Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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