- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than shitting whilst fucking? Losing your eye! Kelvin Yang

a kid was born with down syndrome on christmas night

What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

Why did the woman say ow? She was shot in the foot

What's worse than having you're leg fall asleep? Getting Polio

What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

Your momma's so fat, she has just been diagnosed with Chronic renal failure.

knock knock who's there? Police oh shit

Q: What's grey and rocky? A: A grey rocking hair

Why did a black person beat a white person in a race? The white person was hindered because a polar bear was biting their leg the entire time.

A man walks into a bar. Another man becomes the Limbo State Champion.

haha your power hose was robbed and the shitty bike

What is lazy? My balls. All they do is hang.

What's brown and sticky??? A brown stick

Why could the red heading boy sing higher notes than the blonde headed boy? He was castrated at birth.

What is the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? A dolphin is not a ghost

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow And daisies can be a wide variety of colours.

What do a priest, a rabbi, and an asian have in common? They all don't know each other.

if yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs?

What do you call a lesbian eskimo? The name she was given at birth.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6 million, 1 to screw it in, and 5,999,999 to die in the holocaust.

How many dollies does little Suzie have? Enough to kill 15 men

two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

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