- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like my women like i like my coffee... with big titis

A blind man walks into a deaf woman. He tries to apologize but she can't hear him.

What is the proper response when someone says "My family died in a car crash"? Lol fail

Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

A man and his friend go hunting,one falls in a hole and appears dead. The friend calls 911 and asks what to do, the operator says ok first we need to make sure he's dead. The friend checks his pulse and finds out he is living, then an ambulance is sent and the hunter lives with minor injuries.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can't fly, what choice did it have? All it wanted to do was to get to the other side. That chicken knew what it wanted to do in life. What do you want to do with your life? Be chicken smart. Cross the road.

Why was the little boy sad? He was recently molested.

What's black, white, and red all over? Something that's black, white, and red all over.

I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

why does the world spin? Chuck Norris says so

What did the dog say to the astro turf? SHUT UP!! I don't want to here your excuses, put the dishes away when you're done with them or so help me! You see the dog had been abused as a puppy and as a result he was always a bit off.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car and die.

How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

What did michael jackson say to the boys he touched? Nothing. Hes dead

Knock knock! Whos there? Me. Now open the door.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks why the long face? The horse, unable to comprehend human speech, promptly craps on the floor and leaves.

A guy named John wanted to finish his life. Now he is dead

what do u call a black persons face? a black persons face...

why is the man laughing. he isn't, he's just been informed he has testicular cancer.

i like my coffee like i like my women... Without a penis

Knock Knock! Who's there? ....Mrs Murray silently returned to her armchair, a single tear rolling down her weathered cheek. Her lonely existence deepened, as she realised the gang of boys had fooled her again.

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