- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a joke? Women Voteing. -Austin Conradt

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

0 1 this is a sad sad world.

WNBA

What do u call a bunch of black dudes burried from their necks down? Afro-turf

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What's worse then having your wife leaving you? Taking the kids with her.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

what did the lesbian do with the other lesbian? played badminton

life is like a box of chocolates........no it's not

Q-Jetski A-How is olive oil made?

What do you call Helena… A Shady palm tree

What's white and moves at a glacial pace? A glacier.

What's funnier than a dead baby? -A dead baby sitting next to a kid with Down Syndrome.

I'm dressing up as a shia for halloween

So there's a monkey in a bar. I forgot the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

What do you call the white woman who bought kool-aid for a black man. a good friend.

Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

Why was the kid running around? He was on fire

an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

Why did the man fall over? He was blind.

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