Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

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What is Ron afraid of? Spiders!

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What has two legs and two arms? A Human

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What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

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How did Hitler make the world a better place? He died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The chicken"

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How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

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How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

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roses are red. vilets are blue. I'm getting hungry. make me some food...bitch.

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whats long, black, and smells like shit? a big turd

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What's worse than waking up with a hangover? Not waking up at all

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Why doesn't my mom make dinner anymore? she died in a fire on my birthday.

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What's wrong with you? I have no idea.

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Q: What did Batman say when Robin was in the Batmobile? A: Robin, get out of the Batmobile.

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Knock, Knock Whos There, Jews, Jes who, Whould you like some jews with that.

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What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

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A white man applies for a job two weeks later he finds out he lost the job to a hardworking Mexican who went to college and payed his debts

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Why did Steven Hawkins die? he got a virus

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Its about rewriting the laws of the universe and nothing less, yes yes theoretically the subconcious has unlimited potential (or at least potential we humans cannot theoretically comprehend nor define). But what if I can use my consciousness to trick my subconsciousness? What if I use the subconsciousness to trick the consciousness into tricking the subconciousness?

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Knock Knock Whos there? Your neighbor.

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Welcome to Horsehead! 1. Our servers are derpy right now, do yourself a favor and never come back, oh yes they are gonna be derpy right then too! 2. THIS IS MY WORLD PEOPLE MYYYYY WOOOOOOOORLD!... ...Ps: My world sucks. 3. Antijokes 30000 per day, other stuff, Zero. (30000 by me) 4. You: People better like me because I dont like myself. Me: I like myself FUCK PEOPLE! FUCK YOU! (thats me on horsehead) welcome to die! 5. IRIS... IRIS! WHAT AM I TYPING FOOOOOOOOOOOOR!

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Why did the man kill himself? Because he had a gun

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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