A young boy asks his father if there will be cake at the party. The father tells him there won't be and tells him to f*ck off.

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Q. What do you get when you cross a bird with a human? A. Arrested.

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Nero, seriously, one way or the other, ill kill you, my mom blushes like every time people talk to her so fuck you, my sister if you touch her, ill.... Man, stop and ill forgive you, and I am very very sorry, now stop sending me those pics, and please do not post them anywhere, Line would not want to.

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You may notice something very odd about this paragraph. There is something strange although you can't figure it out. It is boggling your mind and keeping it from thinking of the real purpose of this paragraph. It is like an enigma in an enigma in an enigma in an enigma. Stop thinking hard and think inside Da Box. I just wasted your valuable time although it's not really valuable if your looking at this website.

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Why did Kristi drop her chap-stick? Kristi was of the many children held in hostage of the Jewish heritage during the times of Hitler's wrath. At the Concentration camps they were not given the opportunity to maintain a healthy, average diet thus decreasing her body strength. No longer could Kristi hold her chap-stick - alas her frail little fingers slowly released the cylinder shaped tube and hopelessly watched it hit the ground. As it hit the ground, a cloud of dust swept over Kristi's body. At the same time Kristi was taking a big whiff of fresh air (just kidding, the air at concentration camps were not fresh - it reeked of acid) she accidentally inhaled the dirt which fled through her body and made her faint. She woke up and it was a dream, lol.

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Three explorers are walking through the jungle when they are suddenly captured by a group of cannibals, the cannibals, going through years of culture and hereditary custom, kill the explorers, skin their bodies, chop them to pieces and cook their flesh, finally they eat it giving them a prosperous feast while the rest of the world is unaware of whatever happened in that jungle.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm Scizophrenic And so am I.

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What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

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Why was the black family eating KFC? Because KFC tastes very nice and there was a discount on the family bucket.

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How do you make a retard make a sound like a dog? Douse him in gasoline and light him on fire. WOOF!

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An asian woman was driving along the freeway one day when a police officer pulled her over and arrested her, The officer arrested her because she had killed her husband 5 years ago and she thought she had gotten away with it.

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how many jews fit in an oven? none, its illegal to put a person in an oven....

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

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A man walks into a bar, he realizes he has no money and leaves

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Sonny Bono walked into a bar. No, wait, he crashed into a tree.

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Whats green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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What did Annie the Orphan get for Christmas? News that her parents are dead.

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What do you get a man that has evreything? Aids

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How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

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It was a boys birthday, his mom died of cancer, his dad of aids, and all of his siblings were put in a gas chamber. Happy Birthday

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What is better than winning a gold medal at the parolympic games? Having two legs!

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What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

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What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

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What's the most confusing day in the ghetto? Fathers day.

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Anti Joke

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