What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

How come anti jokes r funny

Why did the black kid pass the exam? Because he studied.

What happens when three drunk men are driving 80 miles off of a cliff. They all die on impact from the great fall and their family's mourn over their deaths for years to come.

A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

What is worse than when the Titanic sunk? You Cannot say. You were on that ship.

knock knock *opens door* WE DON'T WANT ANY!

Man: get back in the kitchen! Women: no Man: ok

Knock Knock Who's there? There's a peephole on your door why don't you go ahead and look

Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

did you hear about the argument between jamie jacob and dylan? daniel killed them all

How many babies could a cannibal eat? 132/267 of a baby

What do you call Mary in a wheelchair ... virgin mobile

Your mom is so fat that she has type 2 diabetes.

A man finds a magic lamp and rubs it. A genie appears and says that he will grant him 3 wishes. The man says "I wish for a duck". POOF! He got a duck. Then he says "I wish for a penguin". POOF! A penguin magically appears. He thought long and hard for his 3rd wish. Then he said "I wish I had a turtle" POOF! Suddenly out of nowhere the genie disappears. The man looked inside the magic lamp and saw a small turtle. The end.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a murderer.

whos the most unprodutive person ever not hitler her helped over populatin and got rid of the jew they multiply like jews anyways

Q: How do you keep a carnival fish for more than a week? A: Place it in formaldehyde when you get home

what does hi = good by cause person doesn't like you.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? A Ferrari was never alive.

When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

what did the homeless man get for Christmas? RAPED.

Three black men walk into a bar. One of the men, having recently reached sobriety, opts not to commence in the consumption of alcohol. The other two, impressed by his level of restraint, decide to leave the bar and take the initiative to turn their lives around for the better.

i threw my line in the toilet the fishing was pretty shity that day

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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