Strength of body Vs Strengh of Mind. Mind: You can lead a horse to water... Strength: Then you can force that mother*bleep* to drink all you want that *bleep* to drink! Strength of body wins, horseless victory.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Roses are red violets are blue im a mass murderer and i will kill your family with no hesitation

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whos the most unprodutive person ever not hitler her helped over populatin and got rid of the jew they multiply like jews anyways

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The fact that you actually took time to read this cynically hypnotizing answer that you cannot seem to stop reading even though you know that this sentence is just a clever run to show the epitomy of the anti joke. ha-ha.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Cheese and toast

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Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

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What do you call a creepy person trying to break into your house? A robber

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Whats pink and slippery? A pink slipper.

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What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

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Why did the cat die? To get to the other side

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Q: Knock Knock!?! A: Lettem' in!!!!

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How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh?

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What's brown and red but looks purple? Mixed paint!

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A man walks into a bar. He is a diabetic and promptly goes into a coma after drinking.

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Why does fowlerville suck cause everyone wishes they were black

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Yes, it's for the patiënt in the other room.

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compardre No Pew.. Pew.. At mi OINK.. OINKs...

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Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Brittany Spears is pregnant

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What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

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what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing?

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So 185 cowboys walk into a bar and the bartender says "I can't serve 185 cowboys!" The cowboys ask why not and the bartender says "Because that would exceed the legal maximum occupancy of this building."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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