- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

Caolan and Eamon

Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

Guess what? Bananas

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a shiny new Cadillac? I don't have a shiny new Cadillac in my garage.

whats the difference between a fur rug and a pile of dead babies? i dont lie on a fur rug to pleasure myself

your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

A drunk guy walks into a bar. He orders a beer and the bartender says "Hey pal, you look and act really drunk, I don't think I can serve you any more alcohol." The man looks up to the bartender and says "You're right, I'm really drunk."

Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

What happened when the wife refused to make her husband a sandwich? Since he was paralyzed from the neck down, he starved to death.

AHLTFKCITAWKSHTC

If you come to Anti-Joke.com to look at the Newest jokes please leave a comment. Thank you!

What do you call someone who kills a black person? A cop

There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

What do you call a black stormtrooper. What ever his name happens to be.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??