- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't John ride a bicycle? Because he is a fish.

My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

Where was the black child's dad? At work. He'll be back around 6:30

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

What did the doctor say to the man on the nice day? You have cancer. How nice the day was is irrelevant

why did the old lady come home late? she got raped.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So it could cause traffic accidents.

A French man, Irish man and Japanese man walk into a bar, seeing as the men speak different languages no conversation begins.

How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

A 3 year old child walks into his parents having intercorce the child asked "mommy what were you and daddy doing" she says "sex" the child was scarred for life.

A panhandler came up to me today and said he hadn't had a bite in weeks, so I gave him some change.

What's worse than a joke. ONE TOLD BY FOK.

what did the rooster get for his birthday? nothing

What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

Why don't lesbians use dildoes? Because they look just like a big penises.

If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

What do you call a hispanic man hopping a large fence? A hispanic man hopping a large fence.

What do you call a penguin that hangs around in playgrounds? A paedophile.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

Q. What do you call a dog thats deaf? A. A horribly abused domesticated animal that needs a kinder owner.

what class did Jimmy get an A in? None, he is dyslexic

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