- Anti Joke

How many people were trampled on Black Friday this year? Not enough.

Hello Braydon I am at home where are you?

What did the female lady person say to the baby? Get Some.

Your in Thailand on a Elephant ride... at the end you jump off but uncle jack is still on the elephant and the elephant wont let him off.... Do you help your uncle, Jack off the elephant?

How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris now has $10.

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

My three children are three big mistakes.

What's big, moves around everywhere, and has four wheels? four TEENS on four wheelers

Knock knock Who's there? No one, you have no friends.

What do u call a ginger man with no ears? What ever the hell u want Because he's deaf

How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

why did the family have dinner? they were hungry and it was 6:00

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whats hairy and fat? I DONT KNOW YOU TELL ME RETARD

Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

What did the man and woman do in bed together? Sleep.

What's better than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill/death ratio

what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

what's better than winning the special olympics? -not being retarded

What's faster a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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