- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma's such a whore that she violates the sanctity of marriage by sleeping with other men other than her husband.

Two construction workers are working on the final floor of what will soon be the worlds tallest building. The first turns to the other and says: "Hey tom can you throw me a three quarters hex wrench? i think my set is metric." the second guy turns around and says: "yea, here you go."

Q: What do you call four black guys hanging in a barn? A: Farm tools

A man recently set the world record for jumping into a foot of water from 50 feet high. Luckily, this made the clean-up rather simple.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar. <>

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

Q- what's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A- you take of your shoes to jump on a trampoline

why was the black guy running from the cops? i dont know either

While teaching her second grade class, Mrs. Peets asks the class a question from last night's homework, "OK class, what did you get for number five, 5+12=?" A kid in the back raises his hand slowly. "Yes James?", said the teacher. The kid in the back says, "My dick is as hard as a rock, Mrs. Peets."

I had a quad when I was in high school, she was pretty but it was hard to get her out of the wheelchair.

Do you know why I am excited? I don't know I'm asking you.

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

What did the boy say when he could'nt find his dog? I wonder where Spot went.

Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

Why did sally fall of of the swing she had no arms

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

Q:How do u kill a butcher A: Kill its family

a man walked into a bar. the bartender asked why he was annoyed. he answered " people keep on telling this joke and I'm tired of the making me get drunk

What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

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