why did the boring girl get ditched she was boring...

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick.

2 black people and a mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The black person because they decided it would save gas if they all carpooled to their job.

Q: What's very loud, has 60 wheels, and is covered in snow? A: A massive car pile up in January that was caused by a women being distracted while Texting. 7 people were killed.

What's brown and sticky? Shit.

If 6 is afraid of 7, what is 7 afraid of? ...Chuck Norris.

masturbating on a tarc bus

penis?

so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

What's worse than finding the Holocaust in your apple? Nothing

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

roses are red violet are blue what are you gonna do when chuck norris find you

What did the crippled Nazi say to the Jew? Get in the train.

*The doctor walks in* Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

Have you ever seen a cowboy chasing boot?

What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

What's frozen and eaten off a stick? Your dead uncle Norman

A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

Why is the redneck crying? They died of diabeetus.

A cricket walks into a bar and the bartender says,"Hey, we have a drink named after you!' and the cricket says,"Oh really? You have a drink named Joe?"

A hobo said to another hobo "Im homeless"

How can you tell if your roomate is gay? If he gets an erection when you have anal sex with him.

Jeff

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