Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

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The duck didn't cross the road.

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How many friendzoned guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. They just compliment it then get mad when it won't screw.

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Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad ill be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!!

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what do you call a door made of steel? a steel door

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs skiing? Skip.

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Why did the man cry? Because his mom died in a terrible car accident.

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Q: How do you win the tour defrance if you have one nut? A: Hard work and dedication.

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I'm so punny.

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Pretty vague, if I did not know you, Id conclude you where working for some mob syndicate or something.

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If life hands you lemons, take them they taste good

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A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

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A beautoful poem: Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun! gimme all your money!

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What's your guys names?

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Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

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what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

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why did Sarah fall of the swing... she had no arms Knock Knock.... Whos there .... Not Sarah

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what do you call 3 black men in a line up? their names

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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